Free Credit Report Commercial - All 5

LYRICS! =DRock star Rap:When you're a rock starYou get to party hardChampagne and caviarTricked-out exotic carsIt's just how I thought it'd be'cept the party's not for me'Cause some punk opened a credit card with my IDFree What? (free credit!) report dot com (I said it!)That's the site I'm gonna hit when I go homeThey know how credit worksThey send email alertsNow I'm finding out how bad reality hurtsBike:Check it out, gas prices blowing up sky high Ditched my used subcompact for a two-wheeled ride Now I'm rolling eco-friendly but I still look badWhen the bike store saw my credit they said this was all they had I'm singin'F to the R to the E to the E to theC to the R to the E D I Tre to port to the dot to the comCome on everybody grab your bike and sing along, it's easy New Car:Well I was shopping for a new car, which one's me A cool convertible or an SUV?Too bad I didn't know my credit was whack'Cause now I'm driving off the lot in a used sub-compact.F-R-E-E, that spells free-Credit report dot com, babySaw their ads on my TVThought about going but was too lazyNow instead of looking fly and rollin' phatMy legs are sticking to the vinyl and my posse's gettingLaughed atDream Girl:Well I married my dream girlI married my dream girlBut she didn't tell me her credit was badSo now instead of living in a pleasant suburbWe're living in the basement at her mom and dad's.No we can't get a loanFor a respectable homeJust because my girl defaulted on an old credit cardIf we'd gone to free credit report dot comI'd be a happy bachelor with a dog and a yard.Pirates:They say a man should always dressFor the job he wants, soWhy'm I dressed up like a pirateIn this restaurant?It's all because some hackerStole my identityNow I'm in here every eveningServing chowder and iced teaShoulda gone to:Free credit report dot comYee-haa!I coulda seen this coming at me like an atom bombThey monitor your credit and send you email alertsSo you don't end up selling fish to tourists in T-shirtsHonors: #73 - Top Favorited (This Week) - Film & Animation#76 - Top Favorited (This Month) - Comedy#76 - Top Favorited (This Month) - Comedy http://www.freecreditreportban... Favorite Comment:sincereleeblake I was sleeping and the rockstar one came on. I started singin it before I woke up.Lol And My girlfriend started laughing at me.These commercials are the reason i watch TV.

Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
Author: dm1270

Length: 02:33
Rating: 4.86
Views: 248757

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